This is absolutely brilliant. Absolutely bloody brilliant. This is the best get-rich-quick scheme I have ever seen. Imagine: putting crows to work. That's right, crows a la Hitchcock. Evidently, these birds really are super-smart, but instead of going mad and pecking my eyes out, they're going to make me lots and lots of cash. I'm telling you, I am going to make millions. Until they unionize, and then I'm in trouble. But until then folks, watch your spare change, because the Crows are coming to redistribute your wealth. Kind of like another dark and shady bunch I know of...
Here it is. Cha-ching!
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